What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 03:16
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is a good source for finding job candidates?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Power Rankings: Rocket Classic - PGA Tour
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Facial Stimulation Clears Brain Waste and Boosts Aging Minds - Neuroscience News
share office space ...
—
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Still no good
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
No, not a chance
Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?